Top 80 Quotes About Moose

moose quotes: #1. Just walk through him,” I said, still deep in thought. “and if you ever wanted to know how a moose works, just stop halfway and take a good look around. – Author: Jasper Fforde

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#2. Moose Factory (I wonder if they make moose there?) – Author: Vivien Bowers

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#3. But, on more accounts than one, I had had enough of moose-hunting. I had not come to the woods for this purpose, nor had I foreseen it, though I had been willing to learn how the Indian manvred; but one moose killed was as good, if not as bad, as a dozen. – Author: Henry David Thoreau

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#4. Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth – Author: Rolf Peterson

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#5. I pranced around the room like a blind moose, but what I lacked in grace I made up for in effort. – Author: Kiera Cass

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#6. Let’s high stick that moose in the fun bags. – Author: Christopher Moore

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#7. Anyone can shoot a moose that’s just standing there. If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall. – Author: Jass Richards

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#8. You won’t even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?”
“I’ve a knife in my boot,” she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands. – Author: Kristin Cashore

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#9. Okay, let’s talk about cartoon labels for half a second – some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It’s, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it’s actually a solid wine. – Author: Gary Vaynerchuk

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#10. Everyone says I remind them of a moose,just because my nose is so big. – Author: Genevieve Cortese

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#11. Ooooohh, I heard you had an STD, but I thought it was just a rumor. Does it really burn?”
– Moose in reference to Jadyn’s “burning bush” – – Author: Jillian Dodd

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#12. I rolled my eyes. “Kit is looking for a job in Nova Scotia.”
“Canada?” Despite everything, Hi chuckled. “Have a good time, eh? Don’t fight with any moose. Meese. Whatever.”
“Shut up.” Against all expectation, I giggled. At least I had my friends. – Author: Kathy Reichs

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#13. In the backseat Moose and Squirrel inhabited a pair of six-year-old-twins, and wouldn’t stop bickering and picking their noses. They were clearly in their element. – Author: Neal Shusterman

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#14. moose was a moose. There – Author: Gary Paulsen

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#15. Mick Jagger could French-kiss a moose. He has child-bearing lips. – Author: Joan Rivers

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#16. Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing ‘Embraceable You’ in spats. – Author: Woody Allen

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#17. Watching you try to be a smooth manipulator is like watching a moose do ballet. What did you do, read Machiavelli for Dummies? Or – Author: Elliott James

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#18. I’m so sorry-I broke you moose? – Author: Morgan Matson

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#19. If you have never taken the train across Canada, you really should put it on your life list … Meanwhile, I get to sit back and watch for moose from the dome car as we roll through the lake-dotted vastness of the boreal forest. – Author: Elizabeth May

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#20. I’m sorry this took so long,” he said. “Someone obviously taught Moose what aerosol whipped cream is and he wasn’t letting me out of the room until he got his share. – Author: Terri Reid

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#21. It’s the story of how I went from being lionized for helping bring the snipers to justice to being vilified for writing a book about it. – Author: Charles A. Moose

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#22. Ladies and gentlemen, I don’t know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot, but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose. – Author: Theodore Roosevelt

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#23. There were filing cabinets, desks once occupied by long-redundant agents, tables, piles of paperwork, back issues of Spells magazine, several worn-out sofas, and in the corner, a moose. – Author: Jasper Fforde

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#24. A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it – Author: Groucho Marx

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#25. Did you know that, pound for pound, the moose is the leanest ruminant on Earth? It’s true. Moose are very in tune with their natural surroundings. – Author: Mallory Ortberg

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#26. No Tyson, the guy in the story did not attract the attention of a moose. Tyson is sad now. – Author: Rick Riordan

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#27. I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I’ll take an angry moose any day. – Author: Don Kardong

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#28. Kids in Alaska don’t know they’re growing up on the Last Frontier. It’s just what they see on the license plates, and it’s something tourists like to say a lot because they’ve never been around so many mountains and moose before. – Author: Tom Bodett

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#29. Look!” I cried. “A moose – two mooses.” Wynn smiled and nodded his head as he followed my pointing finger. He turned to me and said simply, “I must correct you, Elizabeth, so you won’t be laughed at. – Moose is both singular and plural. – Author: Janette Oke

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#30. Jesper couldn’t keep the disdain from his voice. “Only Nina and Matthias speak Fjerdan.”
“I speak Fjerdan,” Wylan protested.
“Schoolroom Fjerdan, right? I bet you speak Fjerdan about as well as I speak moose.”
Moose is probably your native tongue,” mumbled Wylan. – Author: Leigh Bardugo

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#31. I had all kinds of allergy problems with certain meats, and with fruits and vegetables with pesticides. So I turned to bear, caribou, venison, hippopotamus, buffalo, elk and moose. Taste-wise, buffalo and elk are tied for first. Not gamy, and loaded with protein. And very expensive, I might add. – Author: Billy Casper

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#32. Hey, moose! I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought. – Author: Rick Riordan

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#33. I heard a little girl shout: “Chicken man, get
the moose!”
You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody
calls you “chicken man”? – Author: Rick Riordan

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#34. Yes, during the pilot, they gave me a little toy from the shop. It’s like three little moose in a boat, paddling. It’s very cute. And I got to keep some of the clothes. – Author: Caroline Dhavernas

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#35. So much the better – so much the better; for I have always found that a conceited man never knows content. All things prove it. Why have we not the wings of the pigeon, the eyes of the eagle, and the legs of the moose, if it had been intended that man should be equal to all his wishes? – Author: James Fenimore Cooper

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#36. I played with Sam Lay, Jimmy Reed, Big Walter Horton, Big Moose Walker, and all those guys. – Author: Jimmy Smith

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#37. I’ve never liked the moment of seeing something beautiful – a sunset, a moose, an elephant – and then raising a camera and trying to capture it for some future moment. That’s always struck me as strange. – Author: Joseph Monninger

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#38. When he [Franklin Roosevelt] ultimately does not get the Republican Party nomination and decides to start his new Bull Moose Party, he does, for the first time, let black delegates be part of the party from elsewhere in the country. – Author: Geoffrey Cowan

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#39. A moose tried to eat us, Hearth signed. “Excuse me?” I asked. “A moose?” Hearth grunted in exasperation. He spelled out: D-E-E-R. Same sign for both animals. “Oh, that’s much better,” I said. “A deer tried to eat you. – Author: Rick Riordan

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#40. Sometimes an alien would stand with a moose, not because of solidarity, but because of accidentally doing it. – Author: Tao Lin

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#41. That isn’t the plural of moose. It’s moosi. – Author: Mikey Way

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#42. Moose are the squirrels of Alaska. – Author: Tim Moon

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#43. I feel as fit as a bull moose. – Author: Theodore Roosevelt

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#44. The knock-kneed brown moose, a tired group of ten, yards ahead of her for the last three days, comfort her too. It’s like following a pack of grandfathers, their large, weary eyes, red lids sagging, their gray muzzles, puckered as if the world is almost done with them but not quite yet. – Author: Amy Bloom

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#45. Remember to always shine & never give up on love! – Author: S. Moose

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#46. A gun is a necessity. Who knows if you’re walking down a street and you spot a moose? – Author: Pat Paulsen

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#47. I wanna get on TV and just let loose. But can’t, but it’s cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose. – Author: Eminem

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#48. The store had a hand-painted sign that read: MOOSE PASS GAS. “That’s just wrong,” Frank said. By – Author: Rick Riordan

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#49. It’s not like Alaska isn’t wilderness – it mostly is. But most Alaskans don’t live in the wild. They live on the edge of the wild in towns with schools and cable TV and stores and dentists and roller rinks sometimes. It’s just like anyplace else, only with mountains and moose. – Author: Tom Bodett

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#50. A lot of my friends growing up were hunters, but I spent all my time on the ice hurting actual humans playing hockey. I never had the chance to run through the woods and shoot at a moose or deer. I was shooting pucks at goaltender’s heads. – Author: Kevin Durand

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#51. How the hell did you get to the cloister and back so fast?”

“I have a moose.”

“A moose.”

“Yeah, you know, big deer looking thing, likes water… antlers, well, not this moose, Una’s female.”

“I want a moose,” Brede mumbled. – Author: Sally Courtnix

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#52. If you aren’t a fisher you’ll see many things, but the river, except where it is ridden by waterfowl or waded by moose, will rarely enter your thoughts, much less stimulate your spirit. It’s different if you fish. The surface of the water tells a story … – Author: Paul Schullery

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#53. You used nunchucks on a moose?”
Wolfe got a haunted look in his eyes. “I used all sorts of things on that bastard. – Author: Richelle Mead

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#54. I’m as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit. – Author: Theodore Roosevelt

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#55. If I did that, I’d be sticking my head in a moose. – Author: Samuel Goldwyn

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#56. Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don’t care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks. – Author: Alcee Hastings

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#57. U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt has been described as founder of the Bull Moose Party, the man who led his troops up San Juan Hill in the Spanish-American War, a big game hunter, family man, civic servant and a host of other things. – Author: Zig Ziglar

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#58. Moose had no friends that year. A lot of the time a moose would feel tired and lean against other moose. Only there wouldn’t be moose there and the moose would fall. – Author: Tao Lin

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#59. Smudge continued running laps, flames flickering like tiny orange banners on his back. He was never wrong about danger, but he couldn’t tell you if that danger was a meteorite streaking toward the roof or an amorous moose running amok in the parking lot. – Author: Jim C. Hines

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#60. I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose. – Author: Gerald R. Ford

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#61. It All Started with a Moose – Author: Nancy Temple Rodrigue

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#62. In Canada, you can’t even have a barbecue in your backyard without being attacked by a moose or even a grizzly bear. Then again, the grizzlies don’t beat anyone here in Vancouver; oh, it’s true, it’s true. – Author: Kurt Angle

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#63. Every creature is better alive than dead, men and moose and pine trees, and he who understands it aright will rather preserve its life than destroy it. – Author: Henry David Thoreau

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#64. I swear to God, after the zombie apocalypse the only thing left on the planet will be cockroaches and Moose,” I told Mom one night after she managed to back into a light pole at the restaurant and drive away with not even a dent in the bumper.
Mom shushed me at the time. “He’ll hear you! – Author: Katie Klein

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#65. THE FOLLOWING LATE April I found a dead bull moose about two kilometers from the site where I had left the doe. A bull moose probably weighs ten times as much as a white-tailed doe. This one looked emaciated; it had apparently died from complications of moose tick disease, a common – Author: Bernd Heinrich

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#66. And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you’re done with training, you should be able to kick a hole in a wall or knock out a moose with a single punch.”
“I would never hit a moose,” said Clary. “They’re endangered. – Author: Cassandra Clare

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#67. His head tilted to the side and humor twinkled in his dark eyes. “Turn yer back.”
‘Are you shy? What’s wrong, big guy? Afraid to show me your Scottish bagpipe? Are ye built like a moose and hung like a mouse? – Author: Vonnie Davis

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#68. The moose is singularly grotesque and awkward to look at. Why should it stand so high at the shoulders? Why have so long a head? Why have no tail to speak of? – Author: Henry David Thoreau

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#69. The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark … – Author: Bob Hope

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#70. Wiping the rivulet of sweat running down my ear with the bottom of my muscle shirt, I snuck a sniff under my pit. Whoa. Kill a moose – Author: Julie Anne Peters

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#71. I see you’ve met Patrick of Ludlow,” I replied, trying to stifle a giggle, for Tiger was thirty feet up in the shabby atrium , perched high upon a chandelier. “How long have you been up there?”
“Half an hour,” he answered crossly, “with only a lot of dust and the Transient Moose for company. – Author: Jasper Fforde

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#72. Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. – Author: Bill Bryson

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#73. Once there was a moose, a very poor, thin, lonely moose who lived on a rocky hill where only bitter leaves grew and bushes with spiky branches. One day a red motor car drove past. In the backseat was
a grey gypsy dog wearing a gold earring. – Author: Annie Proulx

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#74. Why don’t I ask the questions?” he purrs. “What is your name?” “Anne of Green Gables,” I say. “Where are you from?” he demands. “Canada. Where the moose live.” “Give me real answers,” he hisses. He no longer smiles. – Author: Summer Lane

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#75. Flash Floods are about as predictable as a crazy dream after one too many fish tacos – one minutes you’re fine, and the next minute a moose is floating past you wearing a fishing hat and ladies’ pajamas. – Author: Doreen Cronin

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#76. Hey! Guy with scary eyes?” Madison called out. “You know what a moose does when someone insults her family?”
Ivan raised his eyebrows.
“She does this.” Madison crouched down and charged Ivan. Her head hit him in the stomach. – Author: Rick Riordan

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#77. When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here – the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc, etc – I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country. – Author: Henry David Thoreau

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#78. The store had a hand-painted sign the read: MOOSE PASS GAS. “That’s just wrong,” Frank said. – Author: Rick Riordan

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#79. And the last thought he had that morning as he closed his eyes was: I hope the tornado hit the moose. – Author: Gary Paulsen

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#80. If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose. – Author: Mira Grant

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#81. The face of the moose is as sad as the face of Jesus. – Author: Mary Oliver

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#82. You suck. You suck diseased moose wang, Marcone. – Author: Jim Butcher

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