first date quotes: #1. I like a man who can come out and say he’s nervous on the first date. I think that would be really cute. – Author: Sarah Shahi

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#2. to his truck. It really was a first date, I was completely aware of every movement that hand made the entire journey. He cranked up the heat full blast – Author: Samantha Rey

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#3. I thought you didn’t sit,” she said.
The dimple appeared. “The way I’ve worked it out, this is the closest thing to a first date we’re going to get. On a date, I sit.”
“This isn’t a date. It’s a commute. – Author: Ruthie Knox

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#4. There was a time where I thought I could only date vegans. I was wrong because I was missing the fact that somebody should be right for me first, instead of just having similar values. – Author: Maggie Q

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#5. If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date. – Author: Olin Miller

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#6. I don’t kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands. – Author: Lauren Conrad

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#7. When I first came to Hollywood I was told to go out with an agent because it was good for my career. So I went to a party with him because it was good for my ‘career.’ Well, he thought the whole thing was a big date. Needless to say, I was very upset. – Author: Salma Hayek

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#8. Everyone’s first thought is “These women are going to take advantage of you” or “Someone’s only going to date you because you’re famous.” That stuff’s not really an issue because that’s super-easy to see through. – Author: Aziz Ansari

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#9. I think the boy should pay. ‘Cuz that’s just the way it works on a first-date. But if he doesn’t offer, then I will pay … and then just not go out with him again. – Author: Pixie Lott

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#10. My mom gave me a good piece of advice. She said never marry a man thinking you can change him, and I think that starts from your first date when you’re in the seventh grade onwards. Women are fixers so we have to just not fix. Don’t fix. – Author: Jennifer Garner

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#11. You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor. – Author: Jeff Foxworthy

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#12. A lot of people head into courtship looking for fireworks. Don’t pass up a chance by dumping someone after a first date because you don’t feel the fireworks. The fireworks can happen at any time and be maintained. – Author: Helen Fisher

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#13. Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. – Author: Rob Schneider

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#14. Three weeks after our first date, I am thoroughly enjoying spending time with Natalia. She is intelligent, friendly, classy and extremely physical. I think we have had sex on every surface in my apartment. – Author: Sadie Grubor

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#15. He meant to go lightly, cautiously, sweetly. First kiss, first date. But she curled her fingers in his hair, pressed her hot little body against his, and kissed him back as if they had been dating for a good long while! As if he wanted him like he wanted her.

Now this was more like it. – Author: Terry Spear

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#16. Would you go into a relationship planning the breakup? Would you write the prenup on a first date? Would you meet with a divorce lawyer the morning of your wedding? That would be ridiculous, right? – Author: Jason Fried

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#17. My parents were so old-fashioned in their attitude to sex that I would rather get in trouble with the police or at school because at least I would be punished less. – Author: Clive Worth

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#18. A music director cannot and should not be chosen on the basis of a first date. It is not so difficult to make a good impression with a single appearance, usually containing some of a conductor’s party pieces, works they have performed successfully many times before. – Author: Leonard Slatkin

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#19. The best type of date is when it’s an unexpected thing. It could be starting as a friendship or a first meeting where you meet and then you end up talking for 15 hours in a row. That’s kind of where you’re so in sync that it’s just cohesive and it’s fun. – Author: Nolan Gerard Funk

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#20. First you point your pea shooter at me; now you want more beer. Hell of a first date. – Author: D. Scott Meek

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#21. Dinner is a great first date. Don’t believe that stuff about girls not wanting to eat on a first date – sharing a romantic meal is so sexy. – Author: Carmen Electra

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#22. It is the perfect wrong time for Jeremy to do to Mirabelle what she had done to him – call him up for a quick fix – because;, in a sense, she is now betrothed. Her first date with someone who treated her well obligates her to faithfulness, at least until the relationship is explored. – Author: Steve Martin

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#23. Be a gentleman, Lucas. No tying her up on the first date. – Author: Melanie Harlow

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#24. My husband and I met on OKCupid. We went out on our little coffee date, and I knew right away he was my husband. He’s a handsome, smarty-pants architect from Tokyo. On our first date, I said, ‘I wake up like this. I’m Pollyanna Sunshine, and I’m not for everyone’. – Author: Geneva Carr

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#25. ‘Blind Date’ was based on an Australian show called ‘Perfect Match’, which I first saw when I was on tour there. And I couldn’t understand why it wasn’t on British T.V. – Author: Cilla Black

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#26. I’d like to start a family, but you have to have a date first. – Author: Larry David

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#27. Clothes have special power. I’ll always remember the raspberry colored v-necked silk sweater I was wearing on my husband and my first date. If I hadn’t been wearing that sweater that night, would any of it have happened? – Author: Delia Ephron

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#28. Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my ’68 Cutlass on our first date after watching ‘Love Story’ at the drive-in. – Author: Dennis Miller

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#29. To date, [Wynton] Marsalis has received a total of nine Grammy Awards; a Pulitzer Prize (the first ever awarded to a jazz musician) … and twenty-nine honorary degrees, including Columbia, Brown, Princeton and Yale; the National Medal of Arts; and numerous awards from other countries. – Author: Randy Sandke

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#30. Thank you, Danielle.” “For what?” I asked; through the blur my tears created. “For being the first woman to ever break my heart. You have fun on your next date with a dude that sure as shit doesn’t deserve you! – Author: Megan Noelle

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#31. At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. – Author: Edith Massey

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#32. People are self-conscious at first. But it gets better as we kind of dance with each other … it’s like a date, in a way. We get more comfortable together. The best pictures are usually the last ones. – Author: Nicholas Nixon

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#33. I stare across the table at Jeremy, and wonder if I will make it through our first date without trying to kill him. – Author: Alessandra Torre

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#34. I’ve never really had a first date! Well, I had kind of a first date. I went out with this kid. We went ice skating, but it was not fun. It was so terrible that I told him my curfew was a lot earlier than it really was. – Author: Keke Palmer

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#35. That’s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren’t weird? – Author: Rick Riordan

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#36. Justine ……have you ever had sex on the first date?’
‘Yes’ she said instantly,’No but stay with me annway – Author: Lisa Kleypas

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#37. Keep the first date brief, short, sweet and simple and they’ll come back to you. – Author: Auliq Ice

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#38. Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal – Author: Amy Mah

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#39. Everyone has their first date and the object is to hide your flaws. And then you’re in a relationship, and it’s all about hiding your disappointment. And then, once you’re married, it’s about hiding your sins. – Author: Joss Whedon

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#40. Best strategy for a first date is to ask her questions. Just keeping asking her questions about herself. Her life, her job, her friends, her taste in movies and music and everything. People mostly just want to talk about themselves, so let her do that. – Author: Michael Ian Black

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#41. The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. – Author: Halle Berry

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#42. For Scary Movie 2, we had a due date and had to work fast. And though there’s a lot of pressure, as artists, we just block it out. So really, the pressure comes from us. That’s how the first movie happened. There was no outside pressure: we wanted to hit the audience hard. – Author: Shawn Wayans

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#43. According to Ted Watt’s ‘The First Labor Day Parade,’ the September date was chosen because it coincided with a Knights of Labor conference in New York, thus guaranteeing a sizable turnout for the festivities. – Author: Brendan I. Koerner

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#44. When we first hear [a] word, we start putting these associational hooks into it that make it easier to fish it back out at some later date. – Author: Joshua Foer

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#45. My first date has been … mythologized as ‘Bieber’s Dating Disaster.’ I took her to a buffet restaurant. Yes, I wore a white shirt. Yes, I got spaghetti. – Author: Justin Bieber

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#46. We don’t know Religion’s death date but we know its birthday: The very night man experienced his first great fear of anything! – Author: Mehmet Murat Ildan

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#47. The first of Sam and Rosie’s children was born on the twenty-fifth of March, a date that Sam noted. – Author: J.R.R. Tolkien

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#48. Nixon became the first (and to date, only) former Vice President to be elected President (every other Vice President who moved into the Presidency either succeeded upon his predecessor’s death, or won election directly from the Vice Presidency). – Author: George Washington

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#49. The ultimate first date? Something that is completely out of the ordinary – go crazy, because first dates are always a little awkward, so do something a little extreme. – Author: Gina Carano

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#50. My first interview at SI, I sat in silence next to Guy LaFleur for five minutes on the New York Rangers team bus until he finally broke the ice. Those early interviews, every one of them was like a terrible first date. – Author: Steve Rushin

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#51. Oh hell no, I thought. I am not wasting my first kiss on some guy who’s skipping out on our first date. – Author: Joey Graceffa

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#52. Guys usually like a very natural look. I think it’s bad idea to wear a strong lip on a first date – or for the first few dates. I’m always too nervous he’ll kiss it off – if I’m lucky enough to get a kiss! I also think soft, sexy hair is important. – Author: Emmy Rossum

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#53. I did not have a date to the prom. I went to my junior prom alone, and my senior prom, I was doing my first movie. I went in a limousine with, like, a bunch of people to my junior prom. It was a group date. – Author: Zooey Deschanel

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#54. I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m probably not the first person on their list – the weird, quirky, funny girl. – Author: Whitney Cummings

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#55. Look at us talking blood and gore like we’re on a date sharing our first sexual experience. – Author: Hannah

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#56. It is not the gentle kiss of a couple on a first date, nor is it the kiss of a man driven by simple lust. He kisses me with the desperation of a dying man who believes the magic of eternal life is in this kiss. – Author: Susan Ee

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#57. Men like to flirt with, and sometimes even date a wild child, but those women aren’t usually first on their lists for marriage or motherhood. – Author: Nancy Leigh DeMoss

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#58. I’m an actress. To be honest, it’s a very awkward business. It’s one of those things where it’s almost like a first date. There’s a way you want to come across. You want to show your goods. The truth starts to slip out sometimes. – Author: Eva Mendes

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#59. I guess I’ve always been a groupie. My first date was a bull rider called Tommy Lee Bryant. We’d go to the rodeo every Saturday and Sunday. The bull riders were the cool guys. – Author: Jerry Hall

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#60. The first time I asked a girl on date, well, I actually wrote out something like a flow chart of how the conversation might go – Author: Kawakami Hiromi

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#61. On my first date, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to eat a la carte, and I said that I would prefer to stay inside! – Author: Cristin Milioti

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#62. Different portions of the brain all look for information (sexual, intuitive, practical), through modes so torturous, a first date can feel like a cross between having a pelvic examination while applying for a small business loan. First dates should require anesthesia, and in some states they do. – Author: Marilyn Suzanne Miller

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#63. First dates are so awkward and annoying. I think a casual and fun first date with friends is much more fun than a one-on-one typical first date. – Author: Kourtney Kardashian

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#64. I have a theoryd that the first person you fall for creates a model for how you approach relationships going forward. Like, it frames how you’ll look at every person who you date after that. – Author: Leila Sales

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#65. First you date the songs, and then you get engaged and then you marry them. They have to stand the test of time, because they are going to be yours for the next 20, 30, 40 years. So you had better choose right. – Author: Marc Anthony

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#66. Valentines Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think its more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date. – Author: Roger Ebert

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#67. The first time we went out on a date, a little voice in my head said: This man will never hurt you, and nothing he had done in the seven years since had led me to doubt it. And then he turned into Marathon Man. – Author: Jojo Moyes

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#68. Emily told us. “I would never go on a first date somewhere in my town because I know all the waiters. I know all the bartenders. I know everybody. – Author: Aziz Ansari

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#69. You don’t want to seem too eager, too romantic – otherwise, it just looks a bit try-hard. But I do think that a first date should be intimate. So I’d choose a nice dinner somewhere cozy, not too crowded, with good wine. – Author: Kit Harington

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#70. On that first date, I asked him what he saw in me. And he said, My future. – Author: Jodi Picoult

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#71. Any man who doesn’t believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing. – Author: Seanan McGuire

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#72. I’ve been in love with you since our first date, and every day since I’ve fallen deeper and deeper for you. – Author: Samantha Young

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#73. Are you going to take Sang to the football games, Dakota? It’d make a nice date.”
( … ) “Holy shit,” Gabriel said. “The first time Sang gets asked out and it’s by Kota’s mother. – Author: C.L.Stone

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#74. Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out. – Author: Peter Jurasik

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#75. I know we just met today, but I gotta see you tomorrow. I know this is our first date, I don’t expect you to swallow. – Author: Ted Nugent

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#76. Miss Manners herself, while never rude, is given to pulling a fast pinch in the way of a handshake on those who believe in kissing on, not even the first date, but the first sighting. – Author: Judith Martin

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#77. There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter. – Author: Meredith Schorr

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#78. question. “I don’t know. I like Boston. And I like being close to my mom.” “And your sisters.” Arden hesitated. This was officially a first date, – Author: Nancy Thayer

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#79. America’s objective in the Middle East is to create democracy in the same way that my goal on a first date to feed women. – Author: Dov Davidoff

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#80. I knew immediately that this was not going to work out. Hunter is the kind of guy who dates women who wear high heels and a cocktail dress on a first date. I can’t even walk in heels, and I generally believe that someone has to earn the right to see my legs. – Author: Lisa Lutz

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#81. Okay, Miss Speedy Pussy, this settles the matter of whether or not I do it for you. You got your first orgasm. Tomorrow be ready to deliver my first date. – Author: Elle Aycart

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#82. This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That’s it. Beginning and end of list, Xbox. You know what she got me? A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together. Which was fine. Because I got her an Xbox. – Author: Anthony Jeselnik

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#83. Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a fossil.” “A which?” “Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date back two million years. – Author: Mark Twain

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#84. Could the human girl have the same luck like mine on the first date?
Or was it just me? Who besides being a blue-blooded vampire, had not even lucky in love? – Author: Pet Torres

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#85. Love is so unpredictable. Sometimes you’ll know a man for years and then one day, boom! Suddenly you see him in a different way. And other times, it’s that first date, that first moment. That’s what makes it so great. – Author: Sarah Dessen

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#86. And I know that the past version of me is someone you would never trust. But who I am when I’m with you” he paused, “isn’t who I used to be. I don’t think I’ve been that guy since the night of our first date, so it’s not fair that you judge me like I’m still him. – Author: J. Sterling

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#87. I had someone correct my grammar once on a blind date, and within the first 10 minutes the date was over. You just don’t correct somebody’s grammar. That’s just not okay. I’m from Tennessee, so I probably say everything wrong. I might have said ‘ain’t,’ or something like that. – Author: Reese Witherspoon

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#88. Dating is a numbers game. What we try to promise is good first dates. Once that first date happens, it’s really up to you. – Author: Sam Yagan

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#89. If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure thing. – Author: Eva Mendes

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#90. As it was, they had never even managed a successful first date before their romance had gone the way of Romeo and Juliet’s
except that Romeo and Juliet didn’t wake up the next day, leave the crypt and say, Now what? – Author: Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

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#91. There are few things more disconcerting than realizing the first date you thought went so well was in fact a dud. – Author: Mallory Ortberg

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#92. Yeah, well, not many boys take their girls out on a duck shoot with them as target for a first date. You have to give me points for style. – Author: Joss Stirling

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#93. Date of our first anniversary, Jamie had been in the Bastille, and I … I had been in – Author: Diana Gabaldon

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#94. They’re making a movie about Barack and Michelle Obama’s first date, called ‘Southside With You,’ and the producers say they’ve already cast someone to play young Barack Obama. Now, I’m not saying the president has aged a lot but that young actor is Morgan Freeman. – Author: Jimmy Fallon

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#95. Okay”, I breathed. “Then what will it take?” I was completely out of my element. Begging a girl to go on a date with me. This was fucked up.”
“Miss it.”
I stared into her cold, blue eyes and knew I’d just met the kind of girl books are written about. – Author: Tarryn Fisher – Thief

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#96. Against Amerigo Vespucci no such charges of immorality, cruelty, and bigotry can be brought as against Columbus, and the sole accusation against him, of falsifying the date of his “first” voyage, has not been sustained by the evidence. – Author: Frederick A. Ober

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#97. The date here is very interesting, because, as far as I can determine, the first Star Trek episode to refer to a black hole, which it called a “black star,” was aired in 1967 before Wheeler ever used the term in public. – Author: Lawrence M. Krauss

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#98. Bobby: So assuming I survive the next 24 hours, where do you want to go on our first date?
Kitty: Some place that doesn’t allow children.
Bobby: The strip club it is. – Author: Jason Aaron

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#99. My niece was very much caught up in the vampire craze for young adults, and she thought having a vampire boyfriend would be a cool thing. What do you do on a first date? The more I thought about it, the more fun I had imagining what you’d serve a vampire for dinner. – Author: Deborah Harkness

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#100. Fuck it,’ I hear him mutter, and the next thing I know he’s taking hold of my hand. – Author: Samantha Towle

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