“Bubba Ho-Tep” quotes (2002)
“Is there finally and really anything to life other than food, shit and sex?”
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“I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin’ a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin’.”
looking up Callie’s skirt
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“Where’d my youth go? Why didn’t fame hold off old age and death? Why the hell did I leave the fame in the first place and do I want it back, and could I have it back? And if I could, would it make any damned difference?”
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“Always the questions. Never the answers. Always the hopes… never the fulfillments.”
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– Elvis Presley: Now the two key words for tonight – “caution” and “flammable”.
– Jack: Also “watch your ass”.
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“- Jack: No time for regrets, Elvis. We were the best fathers we could be under the circumstances.
– Elvis Presley: Yeah, I guess, no time for regrets. We got business to take care of.”
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– Callie: Why would you want to leave all that fame, Mr. Presley? All that money?
– Elvis Presley: I don’t know. ‘Cause they got old. The woman I loved, Priscilla, she was gone. The rest of the women… were just women. I mean, the music wasn’t even mine anymore. Hell, I wasn’t even me anymore, just this thing they made up. And my “friends”…… (CONTINUE READING)
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“- Jack: He had me on the floor and had his mouth over my asshole!
– Elvis Presley: A shit eater?
– Jack: I don’t think so. He was after my soul. Now you can get that out of any major orifice of a person’s body. I read about it.
– Elvis Presley: Oh, yeah? Where, man? Hustler?”
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“The revealing of her panties wasn’t intentional or unintentional. She just didn’t give a damn. She saw me as so physically and sexually non-threatening, she didn’t mind if I get a bird’s eye view of her love nest. It was same to her as a house cat sneaking a peek.”
looking up Callie’s skirt
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“Here I was complainin’ about loss of pride and how life had treated me, and now I realized… I never had any pride. And much of how life had treated me had been good.”
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“- Elvis Presley: Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
– Jack: Hey, you’re copying my best lines!
– Elvis Presley: Then let me paraphrase one of my own. Let’s take care of business.”
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“Get old, you can’t even cuss someone and have it bother ’em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.”